Solutions

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A place of Solution Poems:
Take a lousy situation,
find a solution.
The solution doesn't work, so find a solution to the solution, and so forth.

The blog post is the first line, comments are the lines that follow.

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01 Jan - 31 Dec 2008

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Chocolate

Wednesday 06 February 2008 at 12:07 pm If your chocolate starts to melt
Get your freezer to freeze it!
If the freezer is full? p6pupil

Jumper

Wednesday 06 February 2008 at 12:05 pm I lost my jumper
Steal the coat of a sheep!
What if they are guarded by bo-peep? p6pupil

If Bo-Peep is guarding the sheep,
Wait until she loses one and doesn’t know where to find it.
But the Big Bad Wolf finds the lost sheep first. [DavidDMuir] - 06 02 08 - 13:43

Keys

Wednesday 06 February 2008 at 12:05 pm I lost my house keys
Try and jump through a window!
What if the windows is high up? p6pupil

If the windows are high up
Get a ladder to climb up.
But what if the ladder is too wobbly? [DavidDMuir] - 06 02 08 - 13:41

Bus fair

Wednesday 06 February 2008 at 11:58 am Lost my bus fair
Use monoply money!
What if you spend all your money on park lane? p6pupil

Dinner

Wednesday 06 February 2008 at 11:54 am I've burnt my dinner
Call the firebrigade!
What if they have a burst tyre? p6pupil

Ball

Wednesday 06 February 2008 at 11:47 am My ball is stuck up the roof
Get Spider man to web it down!
What if Jedi comes out and gets it before Spider man? p6pupil

Car

Wednesday 06 February 2008 at 11:39 am Your car brake is not working
Drive it into a pool of melted chocolate!
What if the chocolate is hardens? p6pupil

Make a fire to melt it! Abbie - 14 02 08 - 22:44

Flies

Wednesday 06 February 2008 at 11:38 am You are afrid of flies
Make friends with them!
What if they don't speak English? p6pupil

Mirror

Wednesday 06 February 2008 at 11:33 am I smashed a mirror
Look in a puddel to see your reflection!
What if it is sunny? p6pupil

Do the sun walk! Jane - 14 02 08 - 22:45

Falling off

Wednesday 06 February 2008 at 11:32 am My bike weel is falling off
Make it a unicycle!
What if someone asks you to join the circus? p6pupil

Rats

Wednesday 06 February 2008 at 11:27 am My mum hates rats
Train them to tap dance!
What if they fall down the sink? p6pupil

Broken Bike

Tuesday 05 February 2008 at 1:05 pm My Bike is Broken
Do the moon walk to school!
If it is light not night? p6pupil

then it is mid afternoon morgan wilt - 05 02 08 - 17:14

Do the sun walk to school. Erin Moore - 05 02 08 - 17:18

Just take a Bus! William Turner - 05 02 08 - 17:34

What if you are short on money? Trevor Viall - 05 02 08 - 17:36

NOOO!!!
why must the bike be broken? cardone - 05 02 08 - 17:37

Teddy

Tuesday 05 February 2008 at 12:57 pm I lost my teddy
Call for her till she comes to you!
If she's listening to her ipod? p6pupil

i like it a good mixture of funny and even more funny >:D - 05 02 08 - 17:17

The she might not come back
Don’t sit and cry
For she will be found very soon
Hug her untill you can’t hug her anymore
Don’t lose her again for she might be lost forever! Natalia - 05 02 08 - 17:17

If she she is lost call her name and for she will be found once again Anastasia Skelton - 05 02 08 - 17:26

Bottle

Tuesday 05 February 2008 at 12:57 pm I've lost my bottle
Steal one out the recycling bin!
What if the bin is empty? p6pupil

Ask a friend. Erin Moore - 05 02 08 - 17:17

what if the friend does not know? morgan wilt - 05 02 08 - 17:19

If your friend is a foe then ask who Anastasia Skelton - 05 02 08 - 17:22

you shouldn’t steal bottles in the first place… cardone - 05 02 08 - 17:27

Lost Bike

Tuesday 05 February 2008 at 12:49 pm Lost my bike
Get a piggy back from a dog!
What if the dog run after a cat? p6pupil

what if the cat ran after the dog? cardone - 05 02 08 - 17:21

then they may run in circles all day long danielle - 05 02 08 - 17:27

Money

Tuesday 05 February 2008 at 12:48 pm I lost my money
Get monopoly money!
What if the banker won't give you any money? p6pupil

Excuse him, ask him very politely! William Turner - 05 02 08 - 17:27

and if he banker still says no lisa - 06 02 08 - 11:49

hen steal the mony off of him lisa - 06 02 08 - 11:50

Example

Saturday 02 February 2008 at 09:04 am If you are afraid of the dark John

Make friends with fireflies John - 02 02 08 - 09:11

If the fireflies get wet John - 02 02 08 - 09:19

Tie the fireflys to a kite and fly them to the sun. p6 Test - 04 02 08 - 13:15

but then they will get burnt danielle - 05 02 08 - 17:14

But what happens if they get burnt? Erin Moore - 05 02 08 - 17:14

haha i like it >:D - 05 02 08 - 17:15

then they can’t be your freind any more! becuase they will be very hurt. danielle - 05 02 08 - 17:32

Then go out and catch more fireflys so you wont be alone in the dark and put them in a jar so they can shine all night long Anastasia Skelton - 05 02 08 - 17:33

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